Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Some quick thoughts about Ireland...

  • I went with €500 and I pretty much spent €500. So it’s a good thing I took that much… it’s also probably a good thing I didn’t take much more.
  • I ran in a crowd where I heard We Made You by Eminem and Poker Face by Lady Gaga pretty much every day.
  • The rules of the road in Ireland are not simply the horizontal flip of the rules of the road in Canada.
  • You need a license for your TV set, but you can buy hard liquor in the same stores you buy milk, cereal, and toothpaste.
  • Country Roads by John Denver is a surprisingly popular buskers song in Dublin.
  • I never once heard Ireland’s national anthem played in my entire week there; rarely did I see an Irish flag, even on public buildings. I did hear the Angelus played at 6 p.m. on RTÉ once.
  • Whatever it may once have been, today the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic is completely invisible.
  • The name of the American medical-themed TV series, E.R., is pronounced by RTÉ professionals as "Eeyore", the name of the mopey donkey from Winnie the Pooh, which leads to such unintentionally-hilarious announcements as, "Tonight, don't forget to catch George Clooney on Eeyore!"
  • If something’s a bargain, especially one involving your own financial prowess, you got it “for buttons”.
  • Beer really is everywhere.
  • Having seen it for myself, I’m convinced the green of the Irish countryside really is singular.
  • Ireland might be the only place in the English-speaking world where a North American can be told his accent is “lovely” (I was).
  • For the first and only time in my life, I heard crooked politicians referred to as "a shower of hungry cunts" — pardon my French.
  • Anyone previously mentioned in a conversation is subsequently "yer man" thereafter, until the subject of discussion changes... in which case, a name is inserted, and that person is subsequently "yer man".
  • Electrical plugs in Ireland are simply GIGANTIC — two or three times the size of North American outlets... and double the voltage. Ouch!

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